5.
Assignments
1.
Leave your house and walk three miles
west. Stop and breathe
deeply, letting
whatever air enters your lungs stay there,
at their bottoms, for one two three long
seconds. Push it all out
slowly, until
you are entirely empty.
2.
Use the phrase “ten million million
in a sentence.” Add the
word “mirror.”
Draw your face on a piece of waxed paper
using an old pencil drawn from your
junk drawer. Crumple the
paper and
throw it to your dog. See
if she eats it.
If she does, your assignment is completed.
If not, you must begin again.
3.
Plant strawberries in the back beds.
4.
Empty one of your drawers (doesn’t
matter which one) into a garbage sack.
Drop it off at the Good Will.
5.
Kiss a relative stranger.
(Using tongue: extra credit.)
6.
Tattoo a dandelion
on the back of your neck.
Invite your friends and family
to blow it out.
7.
Put on a pair of plaid pants or kilt
with some sort of history
(perhaps they belonged to your
grandfather, the one who fought
in WWII, or an aunt
who flew
airplanes over oceans).
Go up on your roof at
7 AM, lugging
an old style boom box
filled with a bagpipe cassette
purchased in a yardsale.
Invent a clan jig
and dance it,
waving your hands
in wild sun-inviting circles
over your
aging head.
April 5, 2014
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